A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
Fuckboy: i love you
Me: are you rich?
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why you should be my friend
- I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
- I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
- I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
- nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
accomplishment: making a cat sound at a cat and the cat makes a cat sound back
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
Skeleton army is on the move. I repeat, the skeleton army is on the move