you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:
- We’re gonna dirty ice it
- This is my brother in law, Joey
- I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
- What a great reaction
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*
This just made me so freaking happy
Anime Club- Extended Version
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THIS IS REAL AND IT EXISTS LIKE
OH MY GOD
If you can watch this whole thing you have my respect. In fact I fear you if you can watch this whole thing.
I just watched this whole thing im crying and dead inside
ALRIGHT SO BASICALLY…
my great grandmother died from ALS and im getting really emotional about it lately so I will donate 10 cents for every note i get on this post!!!! I will also try and think of a clever way to dump ice on my head for a good laugh after i donate some!!
At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.
So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.
She refused to fix my grade.
In the end, she shit herself on stage.
I didn’t regret it.