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moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

  #the only things that are keeping me alive and vibrant  
foreverheroine:

This just made me so freaking happy

foreverheroine:

This just made me so freaking happy

awwww-cute:

Bought my dog a bubble gun

awwww-cute:

Bought my dog a bubble gun

okaydan:

ayoutuberobsession:

he looks so happy!

CHARLIE IS SO CUTE I HATE HIM SO MUCH

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

tori-the-awesome:

beyondthegrandline:

lntruding:

Anime Club- Extended Version

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT THIS IS REAL AND IT EXISTS LIKE

OH MY GOD

If you can watch this whole thing you have my respect. In fact I fear you if you can watch this whole thing.

I just watched this whole thing im crying and dead inside

  #I'm am pure again this is the greatest discovery  

ALRIGHT SO BASICALLY…

lighful:

my great grandmother died from ALS and im getting really emotional about it lately so I will donate 10 cents for every note i get on this post!!!! I will also try and think of a clever way to dump ice on my head for a good laugh after i donate some!!

tokomon:

IM SCREAMING

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

Anonymous

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.