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prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral
  #wild boobies unleashed  
I go through phases. Somedays I feel like the person I’m supposed to be, and then somedays, I turn into no one at all. There is both me and my silhouette. I hope that on the days you find me and all I am are darkened lines, you still are willing to be near me.
Mary Kate Teske (via larmoyante)

emmaverityofficial:

It was my second full day of school today. School started a week ago.

  #I can't even breathe you're so pretty    #instant lesbian    #it's illegal to be that gorgeous    #slay momma  

bombing:

doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

doctor: nice

me: nice

doctor: you’re going to die

me: nice

hreny:

steal his look: back at it again at krispy kreme guy
gucci hooded sweatshirt ($1,058.02)
paul smith jeans elbow contrast knit sweater ($265.27)
msgm tailored wool sweatpants ($449.55)
giuseppe zanotti design zipped hi top sneaker ($665.50)
krispy kreme paper hat ($2.99)

hreny:

steal his look: back at it again at krispy kreme guy

gucci hooded sweatshirt ($1,058.02)

paul smith jeans elbow contrast knit sweater ($265.27)

msgm tailored wool sweatpants ($449.55)

giuseppe zanotti design zipped hi top sneaker ($665.50)

krispy kreme paper hat ($2.99)

dondogoier:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

soomanie:

ya-boy-levi:

*takes creative writing class*
*writes fanfiction*

*takes art class*
*draws otp*

*takes media art class*
*makes anime gifs*

*takes music class*
*makes cover of anime opening*

*joins speech and debate*
*preaches anime*

*takes boxing class* *busts up these nerds*

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURSimage

planatomy:

hello little friend

planatomy:

hello little friend

onlylolgifs:

Assassin’s Creed with kittens.

religiousmom:

people who leave pee on the toilet seat like while you’re at it call your mom and apologize for being such a disappointment

deepfriedfeminism:

Steal His Look: guy who still hasn’t found his berries

YSL Rouge Pur Couture Lipstick #27 in Fuchsia Innocent: $40.61
Gucci Soft Black Precise Sculpting Brow Pencil: $32
A lei: $3.00
An orange : $0.69

mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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